Emmy the Emasculator Ep. 2: Turns to Goo

Dr. Horrible, as I'm sure you've heard, I'm planning on stealing the Miasm Transmitter and broadcasting my emasculating powers over this town!!!!
Two-"F's" and Fratman can't stop me!!! You know, Two-"F's"? (Cuz he's TUFF with two-"f's"?) And his identical twin, Fratman? They were best friends with Captain Hammer (my big, stupid, smelly brother) in high school. They never let me hang out with them. Not that I care....
I hope to hear from you soon! I would make the perfect evil sidekick!

Dr. Horrible: I Would Be Bad For You

This is a song I wrote for Dr. Horrible. I know he might not want to meet me because Capt. Hammer is my big brother, but I am a very different bird! A dark bird. With fangs. I'm more like a bat, really.
I have oodles of ominous plans! All I want is a chance!
Help me meet Dr. Horrible. I am the Robin to his Batman, the magic hat to Zantanna, C3PO's R2D2! He needs an evil sidekick who kick's good guy tail, and can turn the "tuff'est of men into Winger-loving sissy boys with the touch of a finger!

Paging Dr. Horrible!!!

YES, I am Captain Hammer's little sister, but I am nothing, NOTHING, like him! First of all, I'm EVIL. And instead of super-lame strength, I have the power to zap the manliness out of anything! Everything I touch, turns into a steaming pile of wuss. That's right! I'm so powerful, if I touched the band Slayer, they would sound like Enya when I was through. THAT's EVIL. Oh, but...I'm not too evil to enjoy a nice cannoli at a quiet Italian restaurant, if Dr. Horrible ever asked me... Ahem, EVIL CANNOLI.

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